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this[0] = "There is only one way to describe this...BEAUTIFUL!";
this[1] = "A lot of people mistake a short term memory for a clear conscience.";
this[2] = "Friends help you move. REAL friends help you move bodies.";
this[3] = "LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.";
this[4] = "Save the whales. Collect the whole set.";
this[5] = "A man needs a good memory after he has lied.";
this[6] = "Always remember that your are unique, just like everyone else.";
this[7] = "Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.";
this[8] = "OOPS! My brain just hit a bad sector.";
this[9] = "90% of all statistics are made up.";
this[10] = "Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.";
this[11] = "Don't take it too seriously, you won't get out alive.";
this[12] = "COINCIDENCE happens.";
this[13] = "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.";
this[14] = "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.";
this[15] = "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.";
this[16] = "C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.";
this[17] = "Did anyone see my lost carrier?";
this[18] = "I used to have a handle on life.  Then it broke.";
this[19] = "Beam me aboard, Scotty.....Sure,... will a 2x4 do?";
this[20] = "Double your drive space - delete windows.";
this[21] = "A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over.";
this[22] = "Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.";
this[23] = "Change is unevitable, except from a vending machine.";
this[24] = "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.";
this[25] = "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.";
this[26] = "Energizer Bunny Arrested!  Charged with battery.";
this[27] = "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.";
this[28] = "We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.";
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